Some friends of mine attest to it that some fine looking guys still prefer to go out with the so called "Wowo" girls. If this is true then you will have to agree with me that it is not in the delicacy of the ladies' appearance but in her strength of character. Oh no, don't get me wrong: I didn't say Wowo girls don't know how to make Yanga. They know how to say, "I go think about am sha, give me time make I go consider!" after which they come up with a quick response so as not to lose him. Some of these girls went to good schools and are really well bred.

Wowo girls are not as troublesome as their face appear. Rather, they are very submissive knowing what is at stake. Although this gives them a rim over the fine babes; well if you noticed, it sounds odd calling them babes – Babes are synonymous with elegance and style. Even if this is personal, I must say that Wowo girls are very considerate and forthcoming for a raison d'être that is very obvious: you and I know that nice guys are hard to come by so any option will do for them.

She will celebrate with her contemporaries if any guy shows up, irrespective of size, colour, class, or profession, possibly for a five-minute long chat. The excitement lasts long as though an invitation has been given to make a marriage ritual. I don't blame those guys go ahead to prefer these ladies: when the desirables are not willing, then the willing is obtainable.

It a known fact that Wowo girls are not selective at all and will object to forming for any guy; anything goes as long as he has a functioning joystick. Most times their responses come in handy and timely and they will jumps at every little gesture; they are very luscious that they will turn you to be voracious while it takes forever for that fine babe to say 'I like you', even to a guy that has spent his life-time savings on her.

I hear some guys say that a few ladies have always raised the bar so high and the standard too tall for them in spite of their sincerity. The truth is that some of my friends sincerely wish to go out with decent babes but for the Ojukokokoro and yanga of the fine babe they had to look and concentrate elsewhere.

As for the Wowo girls if you take her to Mama Put she will melt over you; take her to a restaurant and she will give you 100% of her heart; then try taking her to Mr. Biggs or Sweet sensation and you are sure she will pass out at the sight of the exterior. Please and please don't try taking her to Sheraton or Le Meridien Hotel. I advice because she will forever venerate you and think of you as Denzel Washington; that messiah who has come to give her salvation from ill-exposure and lonesomeness. She will sacrifice everything; I mean everything: both her ABUJA and SULEJA… (ask Mallam Nasir el-Rufai)

Wowo girls will hardly give you wahala, not at all. Ask her to wait for you as and go on a one-hour expedition, surprisingly you will come back to find her at the same spot, intact and untouched. This is certainly and usually not the case with the fine babes; try excusing her for just five minutes and you will forever be confrontational and struggling to win her heart back from other SHARP guys who capitalized on your break. We men know how we run things: we are very fast when it comes to giving a fine babe close marking.

I still have good impression about the Wowo girls because they are kept and will never try gallivanting like the babes who may play that kept woman. I didn't say they are saints. Their face will not even give that impression any way. Suffer me to say that it is unfortunate to see that most of the girls win the heart of these fine men and consequently leaving the Wowo men for the fine babes, how poignant. Don't get me wrong: to be Wowo is not a disease.

Some fine babes can form! And that is why they find it hard to be known with a particular guy; they have addresses of almost all the eateries in Lagos and Abuja, P/H inclusive. You will be in trouble if you try to take any of these babes to a lowly rated hotel or restaurant. These girls are stylish and tasteful so please my guys, be cautious looking elsewhere.

One sad thing about these babes is that they will not stop to form: an incident with one of my friends who took a lady from UniLag, a supposed babe to a well known five-star eatery and when he asked her to pick from the menu, she tried pronouncing but she did it wrongly. It was obvious she had never ordered for such kinds of meals and when it was presented, it was clear that she was shocked at what it looked like: it was slimy and soggy. He knew immediately that she had never seen nor tasted such a meal in her life. But in order not to look inferior she went straight ahead and swallowed all of the food. The evening of the following day my friend was visited by the friends of this babe: they came accusing him of an attempted murder also with the report that their room mate has been admitted in the clinic for a sever stomach disorder. Your guess is as good as mine. She was forming and she paid dearly for it.

Fine babes, stop forming…