Nigerians In America

Vera Ezimora

Humor is a very universal language, which is why I try to incorporate it in everything I write and do. Humor is my language of communication, my defense mechanism, and my coping strategy. I even laugh when I’m praying, and I think God laughs with me too…He too has a sense of humor; why else will He plan a judgment day and not tell anyone the date? He wants to laugh when He sees us running with the soles of our feet hitting the backs of our heads and begging for mercy; that’s funny, even to me who is at risk by being human. I was born in Leningrad, Russia on the 14th of January at some point in time. I am from Anambra, but currently reside in Baltimore, Maryland, USA. FYI: I love blue roses! (The problem is that I’m yet to receive one.)
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Why do Nigerian women think they look good with bright blonde wigs and weaves?  A light skinned woman hardly looks good with a blonde weave, but a dark skinned woman looks worse...

This Marriage Thing Sef

Once upon a time, I used to go ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ whenever I heard about a wedding, but these days, I am almost filled with sadness for the couple.  I almost want to give them a condolence card...

Men Are Like Cars

Men are like cars.  Some days you wake up, enter your car and just drive off. On other days, you cannot help but wonder the point of having a car…


Is It Just Me?

Let me make my stand known.  I, Vera Ezimora, do solemnly swear that I cannot and will not appreciate a cheap ring.  I will take it, but I cannot appreciate it...

If at the end of this piece you conclude that this is a love story, I will not mind at all.  But I did not set out to make it such.  I just figured I owed it to this special someone to say a few things...


So When Are You Getting Married?

My friend Uche has been single for the longest time.  She has been so single that I have started wondering if she has died and just does not know it...

Nothing Has Ever Felt Like This

The feeling of releasing a fart is absolutely phenomenal!  There is an ah moment that comes after one is released into the world.  It is a feeling of liberation!


When I Became A Woman

Night after night, I cried and begged God for breasts.  I told him to give me a little, just a little bit!  I had absolutely no breast at all. I did not even have enough to qualify for a training bra!

When The Pendulum Swings

We as women are quick to talk about all the bad and wrong things men do; especially Nigerian men.  Nigerian men are not romantic, Nigerian men are not sensitive, Nigerian men are flirts and cheats, Nigerian men are heart breakers and liars...

Imprudent Heifers

I cannot count how many times I have heard Nigerian men complaining about how Nigerian women have suddenly become “smart” because they have left Nigeria.  While some of what they say is only due to their inability to handle a little independence in favor of the woman, the rest of what they say is actually true...

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