More Tech Support

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Fun Links' started by maverixz, Oct 24, 2004.

  1. maverixz

    maverixz The Devil's Advocate

    Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
    Customer: A white one...
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    Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.
    Customer: Your left or my left?
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    Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?
    Male customer: Hello... I can't print.
    Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and ...
    Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates damn it!
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    Hi good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every
    time I try it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted
    the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the
    computer still says he can't find it...
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    Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?
    Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the
    supermarket.
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    Helpdesk: How may I help you?
    Customer: I'm writing my first e-mail.
    Helpdesk: OK, and, what seems to be the problem?
    Customer: Well, I have the letter a, but how do I get the
    circle around it?
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    A customer couldn't get on the internet.
    Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?
    Customer: Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
    Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?
    Customer: Five stars.
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    Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a
    screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the
    mouse, it disappears!
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